Dear Random House,
I am writing to express my appreciation for the quality of the paper used in my Dictionary of the English Language.
This morning, my cat hacked up her breakfast on the open volume on the library table. I was both delighted and relieved to find that the mess wiped right off the page with no staining.
My relatives expect to inherit my library one day, and this special book now has my cat-phobic nephew’s name on it. I hope you will continue to produce heirloom quality books.
Gratefully yours, Christiann Bailey